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Spam Spam Spam Spam…

Posted in Uncategorized on February 27th, 2005

Do you ever get the sudden, uncontrollable urge to play TEXAS HOLDEM POKER 24 HOURS A DAY ALL DAY EVERYDAY!!!! YOU COULD WIN…

Oh, excuse me sorry, all these offers of…a card game that may contain the name of one of the bottom 50 states in the USA, or more correctly, a site which offers a poorly implemented version of this game has been doing the rounds of my little portal of something. I’m actually quite impressed, this site has been up (in this location) for less than around two weeks, and only a few people so far have even visited it, yet some junkyard site hellbent on promoting itself has taken it upon itself to permeate strange sentiments covering anything and everything from relationships to politics throughout the comments section.

Spam seems to be an ingrown part of the internet world of internet now, the relative costs of creating an add on the internet blow away all other forms of media as does the target audience, but this in itself is a bad thing. For example, almost all spam seems to come from dodgy companies in the US, usually selling either pharmaceuticals or porn, or a combination of both. Even if I wanted the various goods on offer which guarantee that I’ll grow a cock two miles long and perhaps with 3 or 4 heads, (which would be kinda useful to help my typing I guess), it’s only available to gullible fools in the US, but because there is no way to get back to the spammers, they will never know and don’t care.

Err, that was a bit of a tangent wasn’t it? Well, forgive me, it’s very late and really, the moral of the story is that I was comment spammed, badly.

It’s all so shiny

Posted in Uncategorized on February 22nd, 2005

Living With Humans

Posted in Uncategorized on December 3rd, 2004

The Meaning of Nothing and Everything

Posted in Uncategorized on October 24th, 2004

It’s the Election Hour with Cliffy B!!!!!

Posted in Uncategorized on September 29th, 2004

The Rules

Posted in Uncategorized on September 22nd, 2004

Bouncing Eggplants and 1337 Spoons

Posted in Uncategorized on September 15th, 2004

The Light of Uniformity

Posted in Uncategorized on September 15th, 2004

The Rules

Posted in Uncategorized on September 8th, 2004

And Now for Something Completely Different

Posted in Uncategorized on August 30th, 2004