The Dark Prince

Hello again all you very very bored people who actually read this. Today I thought I’d just quickly point out one of the stupidest reports ever in the history of something or other. Here it is:

Have a good laugh at this

Among the most stupid comments, is this one: excluding murder, Scots were almost three times as likely to be assaulted as Americans.

That’s a bit like saying, “if we exclude all accidents involving cars, then there are no road accidents in Australia”, well done UN on proving yourself a valuable asset to the world. I know next time that I’d far rather be in America, because it’s much less violent, oh..except for the violence that ends in death I guess. Maybe that should be called something else then.