No I do not like AFL
Today, whilst retrieving food from the bowels of the city I was accosted by a fairly drunken lout asking me whether I barracked for West Coast or Sydney. I replied that I didn’t give a flying fuck about watching musclebound men in tight shorts running around after balls and acting like spoilt children when things don’t go their way (in slightly politer terms). Naturally of course this was taken as some sort of insult and was in general not fun. Thankfully, the grand final is over, wonderful news that because now I can finally stop being asked about it all. This entry is going to be the link that I send everyone to when they ask me if I watch AFL or try to engage me in a conversation that in some way involves AFL.
So, here it is here and now, my definitive statement about it all. I don’t care about AFL. I’m not interested in Football. Lots of people aren’t. Please go away and stop fucking asking me. If I have to make a website called idontgiveafuckaboutafl.com just to
prove that I don’t give a fuck about AFL and plenty of other people don’t either, then I will.