What A Horrible Flood!
This is terrible! In the land of the free, people are being hurt. This deserves FAR more media attention then say, hundreds of times more people being killed in earthquakes, tsunamis and famine and similar amounts of people being killed in a militant zone caused by an unprovoked ‘war’.
I’m sick of this, I fully admit it. If you are directly affected by this flood, then sorry, but shit happens, get over it. If not, and you’re one of those loud mouthed wanky Americans saying “why is this happening to us?”, you have earned my personal hatred. Things like this happen in the world all the time. Everywhere. The worst thing about this “tragedy” (fairly minor by tragedy scales really, but then when you adjust death figures by correct racial importance, it’s over 100 times more sad than that minor little wave of water that hit all of Indonesia and a significant bit of Thailand and that teensy little earthquake in india that only killed around 12 million people), is that when this is over, the lesson will not be learnt an none of these American Heroes will appreciate when they do horrible things or horrible things happen to another country.
Oh, and of course the amount of money going to charities will be at least 10 times greater than that of the most recent comparable event, namely the Tsunami in south east asia. Because, you know…America really needs all that aid, they have no money to help themselves now do they.
I hate to say it, but it seems that even the most resilient and sensible yanks, even those who generally seem to have their head screwed on the right way round get over sentimental and obsessed with their own country when things like this happen. So if you read this, and you are a stupid yank who has done what I’ve written, think about it. Think about how fucking selfish you are about your own country and how inconsiderate you are towards the fate of others. But both you and I know, all you’ll do is take personal offence to me and probably write something somewhere about what a fuck I must be. Because you know, you’re American, so you’re always fucking right.