The Dark Prince

Readers, People, Country readers. I have been busy for quite some time now as you have probably guessed, and well, I have sort of neglected you haven’t I?. Well, I learnt that the best thing to do in times of neglect for a parent is to buy the neglectee a hugely overvalued present. However, since most of you refuse to identify yourselfs, I’m not about to buy the entire world a puppy for christmas, so you may go and get your reward for yourselves instead. Send the bills to someone rich, like Ex-Vice Chancellor Alan Gilbert.

Right, now that the forgiveness has been … erm … realised, I can begin on whatever the hell I was going to write for this entry. To be honest, I really can’t remember what I was going to write about. It was going to be really good actually. So good, htat you would be smiling for weeks on end about the goodness of it all. You’ll just have to think up whatever it was I was going to write and smile about it instead then. That’ll do.